Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...