Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...