The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...