Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...