Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...