The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...