Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...