A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...