Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...