A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...