Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...