What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...