Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...