Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Landing at a hidden military base
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Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
The woman is on fire
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Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...