This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...