Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...