The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.