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Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Wrong Diagnosis
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Boring!
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What do you call a gay man scrotum?
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A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
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