The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!