Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!