A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...