Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...