Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...