Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...