Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...