Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...