Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...