God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...