Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...