Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Bubble and squeak!
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Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
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elephant sex
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The World’s Shortest Books
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Whale of a Time
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30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
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King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Drinking too much
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