Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...