Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...