Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...