Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...