Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....