Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...