A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...