Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...