He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...