Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...