Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!