What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!