How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...