Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!