Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...