Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...