Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...