The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...