Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...