The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...