True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...